if jesus was a comic book character, and a film adaptation was made of his story,
- the setting would be 'updated' to modern day
- all of the important female characters in his life would be rolled into one, to 'streamline' the story,
- who would also be the love interest, having very little characterisation beyond "generic white female"
- some joke at the expense of his fans (implying they don't get out much or something) would be made at some point
- he would undoubtedly be played by some strapping white chap
- one (just one) character would be played by a black person
- there might also be a token british character
- if there is even a sniff of an historical theme, expect it to be riddled with unexplainable (mostly) fake british accents
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